I—You must post these rules.
II—Answer the tagger’s ten questions, then make ten of your own.
III—Select ten people and put their icons in this journal
IV—It is required that the tagged must make a journal entry (I'm gonna but in here personally and say no, you don't have to). But if you don’t want to, say nothing. Silence is more preferable.
1. What’s your least favorite movie, and why? - A former friend of mine dragged me to see the Friedberg/Seltzer film "Date Movie", and that's how she became a former friend (we actually reconnected a little recently, so it turned out ok).
2. Who is your least favorite superhero? - I haven't really seen or met a superhero I didn't like yet...I'm gonna go with the comic version of Ant-Man, because it's hard to make a wife-beating ass likeable (they managed to in the movie, though, by taking away that trait.)
3. While we’re at it, who’s your least favorite supervillain? - Again, hard to say...does Darcy from the Thor movies count? She really brings those movies down for me.
4. You have become an animal overnight! Which would you be? - Because I saw 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea for the first time last night, I'm gonna say a seal. They're so cute and playful!
5. Is there a fandom or franchise you could not, for the life of you, understand, and if there is, why not? - I know some of you are gonna hate me for this, but I've noticed this fetish a lot of people have for Kaa from The Jungle Book, and that kind of ruined the movie for me. I don't try to judge people or make fun of them based on what turns them on, but this has bothered me for a long, long time. First, if you secretly dream of him hypnotizing you and either eating you or squeezing you to death because that gets you off, good luck enjoying that because a)you're hypnotized and have no control or knowledge of what's happening, and b)you'll most likely be dead in a matter of minutes.
Second, am I the only one who sees the clearly pedophilic overtones with him? It can't be just me, right? People call out King Louie for possibly being racist and yet they completely overlook this snake going after this half-naked ten year old kid for most of the movie? Just...eww!!
Wow, I did not expect this to go into a rant. Hopefully the next question doesn't involve any more shouting.
6. You want to see something strange and mystical? - NOOOO!!! GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT WATCH!! LAY OFF THE POOR BEAVERS, WILL YA??! SHEEEEESH!! YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP, JEEPERS! RRRRGGHH!! GO HAVE SOME COFFEE! WITH CREAM! OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!!! *whew!* Pass the tea and lemon please...
7. Which Avatar would you prefer, the bald kid or the blue kitty? - Bald Kid all the way!
8. When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? - When you swing it! FORE!! *crack* Sorry!
9. What’s that noise? - I think that's Lewis Carroll turning over in his grave. D'ohohoho!
10. Quick, a monster is heading your way and the only weapon you have is on your right side! What is it? - Me: Uh... (looks at cat)
Cat: Think harder, human.
And now, for MY questions…
1. Your reaction to/thoughts on some of the recent revelations on Gravity Falls (or whatever show you're watching now if you don't watch GF)?
2. Bugs or Daffy?
3. While we’re at it, Mickey or Donald?
4. What was the first movie you remember seeing?
5. What's the number one thing you HAVE to do every summer?
6. Shouldn't there be a place where nothing is naughty? Shouldn't there be a place where anything goes? Where all shouldn't, and can't, and won't, and musn't, and aren't evaporate, and fun's the only biz?
7. If you were given the chance to know when and how you were going to die, would you take it?
8. What superhero movie released since they became popular again do you think is the best one?
9. Annie, are you ok? Are you ok, Annie?
10. What does your customized, badass weapon of choice look like? (Could be anything ranging from a shotgun to a keyblade)
Eenie-minnie-miney…
